Lance Stone is a Message Board Cancer

He drives down traffic with his childish gifs. Get a life, bro. Or a blog. Join the living and engage in serious online discussion.

Do you need a fucking road map?

Why Doesn't Anyone Comment On My Blog?

It's not like I am doing this for fun, assholes.

Unban Grimson CCS ChoadTards

Quit biting the hand that feeds you!

I am going to star in Johnny's video

In case you didn't know, our very own Johnny is an up-and-coming artist. Writes, performs, and makes music videos for his own music. Well, I figured I would help Johnny promote his burgeoning genius by agreeing to do a starring cameo in his music video. Stay tuned.

Wild Card is the SHIT

Wild Card will fuck you up without thinking twice. He can ride on the back of my gator with an AK mounted on the hood any day. We don't need an AK in the back because we have Wild Card who will destroy you with his gaze alone. 

Got it? Good. PERIOD.

Hey, I Remember One Time in 1988 in Bixby, Oklahoma

Junkyard Dog was doing doughnuts in a Camaro in Cowboy Bill Watts's pasture right next to our farm while a helicopter filmed overhead. Cool, right?

Guys, the Sales Industry is a Jungle!

Only the strongest and most pro-active (and client-focused!) survive, guys